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Enjoy!

Wanna know how to freak out / confuse random people on the street? Well look no further.
(Note: Probably best not to do this to old people and people with weapons)
Ideas are welcome :)

1. Suddenly burst into a sprint towards a person but just before you get to them walk right past like nothing happened.

2. Walk right behind a person.

3. Scream right in the face of selected person and then just walk on.

4. Fall to your knees and scream “Nooooooo!”

5. Go up to someone and ask for their home address.

6. (Friend needed) When walking past someone with a dog. ‘Whisper’ loudly to your friend “I’ll grab the guy and you nick the dog”

7. Walk down the street playing air guitar.

8. Sing loudly every single Star Wars tune

9. Pretend your riding a motorbike.

10. Respond to whatever someone is saying while they’re on a phone.

11. When walking in the opposite direction to someone, yelp and jump into a bush. Stay into the bush until they’ve gone.

12. “Swim” down the street

13. Attempt to cross the road but chicken out every time.

14. If a driver stops kindly to let you cross the road. Walk into the car’s path and stay there.

15. Ask people if they know the way to Mordor.

16. If they say they don’t, ask i they at least know the way to Gondor.

17. Ask people if they have 200 quid to spare.

18. Pretend to be a robot.

19. Spread your arms as to block people passing and demand a toll.

20.Address someone while always looking behind them.

21. Wave at random people.

22. Try to get every single car to honk their horn.

23. Ask people if your invisible.

24. Cheer on joggers.

25. Cheer on walkers.

26. Shout at bikers.

27. Ask someone if they ‘would enjoy a wibble?’ and just keep repeating.

28. Shout random numbers as you walk.

29. Scratch at the concrete floor and proclaim that you know the buried treasure is there.

30. Ask people if they’ve seen your penguin about.

31. Walk around outrageously (Monty Python style)

32. Walk down the road with people behind and infront, then say “excuse me!” to the person infront and then look behind.

33. Stand in one spot and scream, while doing this begin to stomp your feet on imaginary mice, spiders or whatever.

34. Talk in made up languages (Very good when you have a participating friend)

35. Walk up to a randomer whilst moving your head back and forth (like a pigeon), dont say anything, just get as close up in their face as you can.

36. (Car) Beep at random people, then wave and see if they wave back.

37. (Car) Shout random words at people as you drive past such as ‘Pikachu!’

38. Just stop somewhere public and look directly up into the sky for a long time - everyone will try and see what your looking at.

39. When you get next to a group (girls especially) duck, cover and shout “HEADS” like somethings flying down at you.

40. Run in slow motion down the street.

41. Knock into someone and start screaming (cry if you can) then get up and walk away.

42. Open up your bag/pocket and whisper to your tiny imaginary friend inside, “Everything will be ok, we’re almost there…” and then close it. Stare at who evers watching you like nothing happened.

43. (Friend or phone needed) Walk past a person and proclaim to your friend that you killed someone and hid the body in the river and that they’ll ‘never be found!’ (Note: Police may become involved)

44. Go up to a random person and say “excuse me” then start picking imaginary bits of fluff of their clothing.

45. Engage a group in conversation and anytime one particular person starts to talk gurn (weirdly smile) at them.

46. As youu walk by a random person turn to them and say “These are not the droids we’re looking for..move along” Then stare at them until they move.

47. Walk race strangers